tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81034842011-06-08T02:48:44.524-04:00...and yet, somehow, it is, though you won't always see me laughing about it. Such is the nature of so many things in our wonderful democracy... Tomnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103484.post-1095115252303838902004-09-13T18:39:00.000-04:002004-09-13T18:40:52.303-04:00This just in, from <a href="http://theonion.com/">America's Finest News Source</a>: <br /> <br /><i><b>Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War</b> <br /> <br />WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8103484-109511525230383890?l=itsnotsupposedtobefunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103484.post-1094683707266892652004-09-08T18:39:00.000-04:002004-09-08T18:48:27.266-04:00<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A57627-2004Sep2.html">Read all about it.</a> <br /> <br />This is one of the most direct indictments I have seen in the mainstream media about deliberate distortion of John Kerry's record. It's about friggin' time.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8103484-109468370726689265?l=itsnotsupposedtobefunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103484.post-1094253011451382312004-09-03T19:04:00.000-04:002004-09-03T19:10:11.453-04:00<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508453273"><i>"Rubber ducky, you scare me,<br>You're one evil S-O-B.<br>Rubber ducky, please, Satan, come out of you!<br>Boo boo be-doo..."</i></a> <br /> <br />Not for the faint-of-heart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8103484-109425301145138231?l=itsnotsupposedtobefunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8103484.post-1093876931545325432004-08-30T10:41:00.000-04:002004-08-30T19:07:53.020-04:00Obviously, we're under construction. Sorry... <br /> <br />In the mean time, you can go to the 'Think, Dammit' <a href="http://smalltownliberal.blogspot.com">sister site</a> to read my latest post. I'll tell you all about it soon. <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8103484-109387693154532543?l=itsnotsupposedtobefunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tomnoreply@blogger.com