Monday, September 13, 2004

Extra, extra

This just in, from America's Finest News Source:

Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War

WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied.


Wednesday, September 08, 2004

The lies and distortions of Zell Miller.

Read all about it.

This is one of the most direct indictments I have seen in the mainstream media about deliberate distortion of John Kerry's record. It's about friggin' time.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Um, whoa there...

"Rubber ducky, you scare me,
You're one evil S-O-B.
Rubber ducky, please, Satan, come out of you!
Boo boo be-doo..."

Not for the faint-of-heart.

Monday, August 30, 2004

Welcome to the new home, dammit.

Obviously, we're under construction. Sorry...

In the mean time, you can go to the 'Think, Dammit' sister site to read my latest post. I'll tell you all about it soon.